She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He felt like a one man threesome
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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