4 words: hood of his car
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I would ride that face into the sunset
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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