How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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