got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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