just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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