If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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