you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Vodka?
Forever.
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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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