i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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