dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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