i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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