I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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