I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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