lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize