I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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