that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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