Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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