what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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