Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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