sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
areolas are like halos for boobs.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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