I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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