I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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