But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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