Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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