Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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