Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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