Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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