her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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