I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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