are you still at the devil's house?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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