i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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