is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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