singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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