It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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