the new term for farting is butt boxing.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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