bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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