She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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