So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
my poor anus
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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