Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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