is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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