God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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