she looked like the before picture.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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