I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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