Sry I called you an 8
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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