i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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