it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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