No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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