It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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