Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
