are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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