super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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