ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No more Irish car bombs ever.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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