He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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