Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Shame - the story of my life.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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