She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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