from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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