no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
tell me about the eggs
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
