And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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