A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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