Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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