I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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