One girl and one boy is just not enough.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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