As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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