So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
